I’m feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?

Other Pick up lines:

  1. Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven’t seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you’ve really changed! (I’m not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!
  2. Hey, I lost my phone number … Can I have yours?
  3. I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
  4. Are you a gardener? I have a bush that needs a trim.
  5. Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!

Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!