Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.

Other Pick up lines:

  1. Is your daddy a thief? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes? [Be ready with a snappy answer in case they say "yes."]
  2. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.
  3. Are you an alien? because you just abducted my heart.
  4. Are you an alien?, because you just abducted my heart.
  5. Hello. Cupid called. He says to tell you that he needs my heart back.

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Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!

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