Good evening. May a thorn sit down amongst the roses?

Other Pick up lines:

  1. A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her ” I will stop loving you when all the roses die”
  2. Violets are blue, roses are red, what is it going to take to get you into bed?
  3. Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
  4. Roses Are Red, Candle Light Flickers, After The Meal, Its off With The Knickers.
  5. When you look into the mirror holding up a dozen roses, you see the 13 most beautiful things in the world

Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!