Excuse me miss? You dropped something back there? (As you look around you ask “where”) Over there! (Ask again: “What did I drop?”) He answers back: My jaw!

Other Pick up lines:

  1. Excuse me miss, I don’t mean to stare, but um I think you’re really Beautiful”
  2. Excuse me miss… Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don’t want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.
  3. You must be in a wrong place – the Miss Universe contest is over there.
  4. I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I’ll stop loving you.
  5. Did you have Campbell’s soup today? (she answers yes/no) Because you’re lookin’ mmm… mmm… good!

Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!