Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.

Other Pick up lines:

  1. You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
  2. You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.
  3. Guy: Can i see your hand? (he draws a little river then a bunny on one side and says he can’t get to the other side because he will go glub glub glub.) Gal: What was the point of that? Guy : Just wanted an excuse to hold your hand.
  4. My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast
  5. (Close hand with nothing inside and give it to her) It’s my breath from when you took it away (open palm while saying this).

Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!