Coffee? Tea? Me?

Other Pick up lines:

  1. Don’t walk into that building — the sprinklers might go off!
  2. I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?
  3. Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
  4. Are you a gardener? I have a bush that needs a trim.
  5. Is your name mickey? because your so FINE!

Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!