Man:”Girl, you are so rude!” Girl:”How am I being rude?” Man:”Because you’re looking so fine and not telling me you’re name.”

Other Pick up lines:

  1. Man, you sure are bright girl! Were you raised by the stars?
  2. Man: excuse me did you just feel my ass? Girl: no you: why not?
  3. Girl you so fine I wish I could plant you and grow a whole feild of y’all!
  4. Man: “Would you like to dance?” Woman:(looks at you up and down) “No thank you.” Man: “Sorry, you must’ve misunderstood me. I said: “you look fat in those pants!”
  5. Is your name Gillette? Because you’re the best a man can get

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Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!