Man: excuse me did you just feel my ass? Girl: no you: why not?

Other Pick up lines:

  1. Man:”Girl, you are so rude!” Girl:”How am I being rude?” Man:”Because you’re looking so fine and not telling me you’re name.”
  2. What does it feel like to be the most beautiful girl in this room?
  3. Man, you sure are bright girl! Were you raised by the stars?
  4. Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this room?
  5. Damn girl, you make me feel like a loaf of bread…I wanna rise up in your oven!

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Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!

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