If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Other Pick up lines:

  1. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
  2. The only thing your eyes haven’t told me about you is your name.
  3. Do you know karate? ‘Cause your body is really kickin’.
  4. Your body is a wonderland and i want to be Alice.
  5. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!