If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

Other Pick up lines:

  1. Hi, I’m a fashion photographer. Would you like to be in my next photo shoot?
  2. Hi. I suffer from amnesia. Do I come here often?
  3. Man, you sure are bright girl! Were you raised by the stars?
  4. My name isn’t Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime you want to.
  5. When’s our wedding date?

Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!