Hey there, want to come over for some pizza and some sex? No? Why, you dont you like pizza?

Other Pick up lines:

  1. You know, if I were you, I would have sex with me.
  2. You’re like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
  3. I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
  4. You are a beautiful girl, you have probably heard all the great pick up lines, so why dont’ you just tell me the ones that worked so we can get past all that….?”
  5. Hey, come here often? You could, with me.

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Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!

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