Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Other Pick up lines:

  1. I’ve noticed you noticing me and I’m just giving you notice that I’ve noticed you!
  2. Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
  3. Excuse me miss… Do you have a cigarette? Actually, I don’t want one, I just wanted to start a conversation with you.
  4. Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
  5. I’ve been noticing you not noticing me.

Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!