When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.

Other Pick up lines:

  1. You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
  2. Please don’t go or else I will have to make a report to the cops….u stole my heart
  3. Can i get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?
  4. There are 20 angels in the world 11 are playing, 8 are sleeping and 1 of them is standing in front of me.
  5. Baby, somebody better call God, cuz he’s missing an angel!

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Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!