What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’s not coming off!

Other Pick up lines:

  1. That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I’d be coming too!
  2. Walk up to a guy/girl hold up a $100 (or more if you’re desperate) dollar bill and rip it in half in front of his/her face write your phone number on half of it and hand it to them. Then say, “how about you call me tomorrow and we’ll figure out a way to spend this money?”
  3. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
  4. Hey, come here often? You could, with me.
  5. Hey, somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.

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Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!

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