Walk up and say, “Yes?” “What?” “Oh, my friend told me that you wanted to make out with me because I’m the finest thing you have seen all night.”

Other Pick up lines:

  1. If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
  2. You see my friend over there? [Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar] He wants to know if YOU think I’M cute.
  3. Excuse me, I’m looking for a friend…do you want to be my friend?
  4. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
  5. I’m looking for a friend…do you want to be my friend?

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Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!

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