Please don’t go or else I will have to make a report to the cops….u stole my heart

Other Pick up lines:

  1. When I marry I wonder if God will be mad that I stole one of his angels.
  2. Somebody call the cops, because it’s got to be illegal to look that good!
  3. Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?
  4. Ever since I met you, you’ve lived in my heart without paying any rent.
  5. Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart.

Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!