My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold it in!
Other Pick up lines:
- If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
- Walk up to a guy/girl hold up a $100 (or more if you’re desperate) dollar bill and rip it in half in front of his/her face write your phone number on half of it and hand it to them. Then say, “how about you call me tomorrow and we’ll figure out a way to spend this money?”
- It’s not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
- Baby, you’re the next contestant in the game of love.
- If you were ice cream and I were hot chocolate I’d pour all my love onto you.