Man: “Would you like to dance?” Woman:(looks at you up and down) “No thank you.” Man: “Sorry, you must’ve misunderstood me. I said: “you look fat in those pants!”
Other Pick up lines:
- A tall man to a short woman: “You’re perfect height for what you want.”
- If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don’t worry I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
- You don’t sweat much for a fat chick.
- Man:”Girl, you are so rude!” Girl:”How am I being rude?” Man:”Because you’re looking so fine and not telling me you’re name.”
- You are not a woman, you are an essence