Is your shirt felt? (No?) Do you want it to be?

Other Pick up lines:

  1. [Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?", say "Checking to see if you were made in heaven."
  2. Excuse me, I don’t want you to think I’m ridiculous or anything, but you are the most gorgeous girl/guy I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
  3. That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I’d be coming too!
  4. Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
  5. May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?

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Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!

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