I’m the 6, do you want to be the 9?

Other Pick up lines:

  1. May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
  2. Your dad must have been retarded, ‘cuz you are special.
  3. Do u sleep on your belly at night? If no, can I?
  4. Here’s $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
  5. Is your shirt felt? (No?) Do you want it to be?

Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!