I own a rocket. First stop your moons, then Uranus!

Other Pick up lines:

  1. I dropped a tear in the ocean, the day I find it is the day I’ll stop loving you.
  2. A boy gives a girl 12 roses. 11 fake, 1 real and he says to her ” I will stop loving you when all the roses die”

Categories : Bad pick up lines

Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!

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