I have only three months to live.

Other Pick up lines:

  1. If I could be anything I’d be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips.
  2. May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?
  3. Your dad must have been retarded, ‘cuz you are special.
  4. Do u sleep on your belly at night? If no, can I?
  5. Here’s $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.

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Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!

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