I have only three months to live.

Other Pick up lines:

  1. If I could be anything I’d be a tear: Born in your eye, live on your cheek, and die at your lips.
  2. Does my breath smell okay?
  3. You are so beautiful that I would marry your brother just to get into your family.
  4. Is your shirt felt? (No?) Do you want it to be?
  5. I’m the 6, do you want to be the 9?

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Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!

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