Hey, somebody farted. Let’s get out of here.

Other Pick up lines:

  1. Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.
  2. Hey, come here often? You could, with me.
  3. As she’s leaving….Hey aren’t you forgetting something? She: What? Me!
  4. What’s that on your face? Oh, must just be beauty. Here, let me get it off. Hey, it’s not coming off!
  5. Hey, how did you do that? (What?) Look so good?

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Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!