Hey, Laura! (Big hug). I haven’t seen you forEVER!! (huge kiss) Wow, you’ve really changed! (I’m not Laura) What? Oh my God, you even changed your name!

Other Pick up lines:

  1. You say “I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips.” She says, “Bet’s on.” You kiss her then say, “I lost.”
  2. Say “I bet I can kiss you on the lips without touching you.” and kiss her, then tell her you lost the bet.
  3. I’m feeling kind of insecure right now. Could I have a hug?
  4. kiss me if I am wrong, but isn’t your name (take a guess)…Janice????
  5. It’s my birthday! How about a birthday kiss? [Is it really your birthday?] No, but how about a kiss anyway?

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Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!

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