Here’s $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.

Other Pick up lines:

  1. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?
  2. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
  3. Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
  4. You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
  5. (Walk over to her)”Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don’t talk about it.”

Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!