Excuse me, but did you happen to find my Nobel Peace Prize?

Other Pick up lines:

  1. You’re like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you.
  2. Excuse me, did you just fart?
  3. Excuse me, is that your perfume that you are wearing?
  4. Excuse me, I don’t want you to think I’m ridiculous or anything, but you are the most gorgeous girl/guy I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
  5. Excuse me, I’d like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.

Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!