Crap. Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that…your numbers not in it.

Other Pick up lines:

  1. I’m like chocolate pudding, I look like crap but im as sweet as can be.
  2. Hey, I lost my phone number … Can I have yours?
  3. So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?
  4. Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?
  5. kiss me if I am wrong, but isn’t your name (take a guess)…Janice????

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Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!

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