Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

Other Pick up lines:

  1. Would buy you a drink but I would be jealous of the glass.
  2. Here’s $10. Drink until I am really good looking, then come and talk to me.
  3. You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
  4. Walk up to a guy/girl hold up a $100 (or more if you’re desperate) dollar bill and rip it in half in front of his/her face write your phone number on half of it and hand it to them. Then say, “how about you call me tomorrow and we’ll figure out a way to spend this money?”
  5. May I have the distinguished honor and privilege of sitting next to you?

Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!