A tall man to a short woman: “You’re perfect height for what you want.”

Other Pick up lines:

  1. Man: “Would you like to dance?” Woman:(looks at you up and down) “No thank you.” Man: “Sorry, you must’ve misunderstood me. I said: “you look fat in those pants!”
  2. What sort of person are you looking? Wait- don’t tell me: medium height, blue eyes, etc…
  3. You are a 9.9999. You’d be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
  4. Man:”Girl, you are so rude!” Girl:”How am I being rude?” Man:”Because you’re looking so fine and not telling me you’re name.”
  5. You are not a woman, you are an essence

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Funny Pick up lines to pick up girls and seduce girls

This great collection of pick up lines will help you to pick up girls. If you use each one on a different girl then you are guarenteed to have some interesting results.

You may even find that you can use these pick lines to help you to seduce girls.

Please use at your own peril and don't be too surprised to receive a slap every now again!